Tracy Morgan is as hilarious as he is awesome. 30 Rock would be nothing without him, nothing; except maybe a pretty decent show. I don't know who rights his lines but here are some from one single episode:
- I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs!
- I watched a prostitute stab a clown
- Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage!
- Oh, Lord, some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish!
- A crackhead breastfeeding a rat.
- A homeless man licking a Hot Pocket off the third rail of the G train!
- I've seen a blind guy bite a police horse!
- A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!
- I once bit into a burrito and there was a child's shoe in it!
- I've seen a hooker eat a tire!
- The sewer people stole my skateboard!
- The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!
- I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!
- A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!
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